What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 07:26

Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Why is digital marketing important?
So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Where and how did ballet originate?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How To Watch The 2025 U.S. National Championships - SwimSwam
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Water Discovered Around a Young, Sun-Like Star For First Time - ScienceAlert